First June, First Beach (Sanur, Bali)"Jagung Bakar, Fish Gossip, and a Fake Diamond

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It’s June. Exams breathing down my neck. Assignments pretending they’re my boyfriend. 



So I did the mature thing: ran away to the beach (yes, I typed b**ch first)

Why Sanur (if you hate sand but love oceans)





I’m a beach-hater with standards: I dislike sand, but adore sea air and denial. 

Sanur Beach is perfect because it has a paved promenade. You can do the sunrise walk, hold a coffee, and pretend your life is a montage without sinking ankle-first into childhood trauma 

(origin story: unknown; suspect: sand).







Snack report: jagung bakar, my beloved

Street cart, charcoal smoke, salt/sambal/butter options, jagung bakar (grilled corn) is the official taste of coastal procrastination. 

Pro tip: ask for “nggak terlalu manis” if the sweet glaze starts cosplaying as dessert.






A Balinese dish I cannot name (and will think about forever)

Had a plate of something local: spicy, fragrant, excellent, refuses to identify itself. 
Could be your grandma’s recipe; could be lawar, gerang, or a dream sequence. 

If you know, tell me. I’ll thank you with emojis and loyalty.







The “giant diamond” that isn’t
Found a dramatic, glassy structure thought I’d discovered wealth. 

It’s… a seaside wedding chapel. Gorgeous for photos, catastrophic for my commitment issues. 

If you’re into beach weddings, congrats. 
I’ll be over there, marrying a coconut.


Sanur mini-guide (for fellow avoidant romantics)
  • Come early (sunrise in Sanur is smug and beautiful).
  • Walk the promenade (no sand drama, maximum breeze).
  • Snack local (jagung bakar, iced tea, mystery lunch).
  • Photo spots: boats, the pier, chapel-that-is-not-a-diamond.
  • Footwear: sneakers for the path, sandals for “maybe I’ll touch the sea” moments.
  • June checklist: breathe, pass, hydrate, pretend I’m fine.

Sanur helps. Even if I still don’t like sand.

If you’ve tried that mystery Balinese dish in Sanur, drop the name! 
Save a girl from forever calling it “the one that got away."

Ikkel





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