Natya Hotel (By Pass Ngurah Rai, Bali) Close to Airport, Comfy Bed, 24/7 Minimart, and One AC Plot Twist
Then I met 7 Tori Samurai (across Pos Indonesia on Sunset Road) and got spiritually suplexed by chicken ramen.
Bali finally rained after two months of sauna cosplay. Night temps ~28°C, which is basically winter to my pores. I can sleep again. My Wi-Fi? Worse than ever. My camera roll? Full of food I forgot I ate. Balance.
December also means birthday season for 80% of my friends, which turns me into a confused personal shopper. One thing I can always pick: cake. So we went to Harvest.
Step one: inspect.
Step two: pretend to be decisive.
Step three: leave with snacks you didn’t plan to buy.

What we ordered (prices I paid)
🥐 Vanilla Cronut IDR 25.000
My snack-at-home choice. Flaky, buttery, lightly sweet, Dangerous if you have movie marathon.
🍰 Oreo Cheesecake IDR 28.000
Taste: solid Oreo cheesecake, not cloying.
Look: the strawberry garnish had a Monday. Flavor wins, presentation needs caffeine.

🍫 Choco Cheesecake IDR 28.000
Chocolate-forward, not too sweet (I like).
Macaron color? Chaotic. Please pick a lane, little cookie.
🥧 Quiche Lorraine IDR 14.000
Savory intermission so we don’t pass out from sugar. Tasty, neat portion.

🥤 Drinks (two humans, three beverages = math)
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Frozen Green Tea IDR 35.000 (sweet; ask for less sugar)
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Faluda IDR 38.000 (also sweet-sweet)
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Iced Lemon Tea IDR 25.000 (the adult in the room)
If I complain about weight later, please cite this paragraph back to me.



Vibe check
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Store design: elegant. Marble/clean lines/“take photos of me.”
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Plating on some items: not as elegant as the room (still tasty).
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Rain outside + AC inside = correct December mood.

Pros & cons (quick scan)
Pros
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💸 Cronut at IDR 25k = reliable joy
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🍰 Cakes are not overly sweet (bless)
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🥧 Quiche as a salty reset
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☔ Cozy spot for rainy-day dessert runs
Cons
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🎨 Some garnish/colors look mismatched vs the fancy interior
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🧊 Green tea/faluda run sweet by default, ask for less sugar
Tips if you go
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If you’re sugar-sensitive: say “less sugar” on frozen drinks.
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Balanced haul = 1 sweet + 1 savory (quiche) + water so you can still blink.
Happy December fellas! I still inlove with this month
ikkery pamyu pamyu
Bali Heat, No Rain, and the Upside-Down Ice Cream That Didn’t Fall: Dairy Queen (Mall Bali Galeria) Review
Bali’s “rainy season” is cosplaying permanent summer. Snapchat said 33°C; my pores said sauna mode. With no AC at home (two fans doing interpretive dance), I took four showers and then did something radical: went outside for ice cream.
Destination:
Dairy Queen, Mall Bali Galeria. Because if the weather won’t cool, I will.
What we ordered (prices I paid)
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Blizzard Green Tea Chunk IDR 36.000 (before 10% tax)
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Blizzard Oreo Ovomaltine *(reg size; forgot exact price)
The upside-down test was a pass. They flipped it; it didn’t move. Sorcery? Chemistry? I don’t care. It stayed in the cup, which is more than I can say for my willpower in summer.
Flavor notes (speed run)
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Green Tea Chunk: Sweet with a gentle matcha vibe; mix-ins give it chew so you don’t finish in three bites.
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Oreo Ovomaltine: Crunchy chocolate chaos; leans sweeter. The teen inside me approved.
Vibe check
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Air-conditioned life raft in a mall that understands Bali humidity.
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Quick counter service; it’s dessert therapy with minimal small talk.
Pros & cons (quick scan)
Pros
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❄️ Cold, fast, reliable sugar fix
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🤸 Upside-down gimmick is fun (and oddly reassuring)
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🛍️ Mall location = AC + parking + errands excuse
Cons
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🍭 Can lean sweet; order size wisely
Tips to win the Blizzard
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If you’re heat-grumpy, choose a regular size (melts slower than your patience).
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Ask for less syrup if you’re sugar-sensitive.
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Sit inside until your core temperature forgives you.
ikkerly

Warung Pepe (Dewi Sri): Carbonara Loyalty, Bacon Trust Issues, and Teens Louder Than My Deadlines

- 🥓🍃 Bacon Pesto IDR 45k
- 🧀🥚 Carbonara IDR 50k (my forever)
- They do burgers, salads, coffee, spaghetti, and even Indonesian dishes.
- My brother’s salad was fine, lettuce + tomato + mayo energy, priced kindly.
- If you’re here for a salad, you’re stronger than me.
- 🍕 Carbonara slaps (creamy, comforting)
- 💸 Good value pies (Rp45–50k bracket for faves)
- 📸 Indoor-outdoor wood = easy photos
- 👥 People-watching is elite
- 🧑🎤 Teen energy can be loud (bring your mysterious aura)
- 🥓 Bacon quality swings, play it safe or be brave
- 🚗 Dewi Sri parking requires patience and three deep breaths
- First-timer? Carbonara. If you must stray, Bacon Pesto—but don’t @ me if bacon betrays you.
- Add a coffee or cold drink; Bali night air + carbs = correct.
- Snap your slice at the table—not the best light, but the wood background helps.
Kuta, Bali
Ayam Geprek on Jl. Nakula: Procrastination Chicken, Chili Slider, and a Paket A That Forgives You
Origin discourse says Surabaya? Yogyakarta?
- Deep-fried chicken (think KFC/McD energy), then smashed and tossed with chilies + garlic + seasonings.
- The garlic is loud. The chili is louder. My inner child is quiet for five minutes.
- Rice options: white or red (+Rp2k). I go red when I want to feel responsible.
- Paket A: Rp 20.000 (chicken + rice + fixings)
- Red rice add Rp 2.000
- Chili levels are choose-your-pain:
- 2–4 chilies = mortals (me, pretending to be brave)
- 10+ = my brother and other cryptids
- If you overshoot your spice ego, only your diary will forgive you.
- Crunch survives the smash, garlic blooms, sambal travels.
- 2 chilies = warm hello.
- 4 chilies = small consequences.
- 10 chilies = phone a friend.

- 💸 Budget-friendly (Paket A Rp20k)
- 🌶️ Custom chili levels; you control the chaos
- 🧄 Bold garlic flavor (the plot)
- 🥵 Spice hubris = tears
- 🪑 Simple setup; come for food, not chandeliers
- 🕒 Peak hours = queue (procrastinators suffer)

Hakata Ikkousha (Sunset Road): Silver Pork Devotion, Tamtam Curiosity, and Why I Avoid Lunch Hour


🥇 Silver Pork Ramen IDR 69.000 (the superstar)
Ultra-thick tonkotsu broth, three chashu, ajitama. Dense enough to cancel small talk.


Pros & cons (speed run)

- 🍜 Silver Pork broth is rich, silky, deeply porky
- ⏱️ Surprisingly fast service even when busy (your mileage may vary)
- 🔧 Easy spice customization at the table
- 🧍♀️ Waitlist common at peak times
- 🥣 Thick broth = fills you fast (not a con if you’re me)
- 🅿️ Sunset Road energy (traffic patience required)
Ikkery Ikkosha (yes I said it)
Nanny’s Pavillon (Beachwalk, Kuta): Pretty Room, Pancake Regret, and a Salad That Needed Feelings

Red Flirts Fashion Show 2015, Beachwalk Fashion Weekend: Cute People, Better Outfits, and a Door Prize That Adopted Me
- Topshop
- Topman
- Universo
- Gaudi
- The One
- Seafolly
- Oakley
- Anton&Co
- Nautica
- Lacoste
















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