I had one week free for Ramadhan and crafted a vision board:
1. Sleep with bacon
2. Eat bacon
3. Dream of bacon
4. Hang out with bacon
5. Break up with bacon (for character development)
6. Talk to a llama (don’t ask)
Ambitious. Cinematic. Delusional.
Reality looked me in the eye and said
Assignment.
KAN SEDIH
I still went to a hotel with friends, where they slept peacefully like sponsored angels while I typed my essay like a Victorian orphan. Love that for me.
WHAT A LIFE
Meanwhile, a full Eric Nam relapse
I’m blogging to Eric Nam, because if I must suffer, I will do it to a polite tenor.
He has English versions of his songs (which means I can cry with comprehension).
I made a Spotify playlist with only Eric Nam tracks. Minimalism.
His laugh is so sweet I needed insulin.
He hosts/MCs shows but I’m lazy, so I only listen. The imagination budget is high.
Follow him for your own spiral:
(You know how to find him, I believe in your thumbs.)
Lessons From a Week That Didn’t Go to Plan
- Friends can nap. you can still pass. Both can be true.
- Bacon is not a coping mechanism. It is a personality test.
- Llamas are cheaper than therapy if you don’t get kicked.
- If the assignment wins, put it in your gratitude jar and lie about the journey.
good night! back to the grind,
ikkel yolioliolio
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